Well about a month ago a buddy of mine asked me to goto a hotel party he was having with two girls right in front of my girlfriend...

After doing some review that I can't post here.... XF decided to review me and this is what I got. I was pretty entertained.

"[21:30] xFighter: I will review geogree
[21:30] Geeogree: sweet!
[21:31] xFighter: geogree is the worst

he has the muscles and the girls and the girls could beat me up so he sucks also hes smartre and hes mean so i told my mom to ban him but she laughed and then went aaaaaaaaa

i give him a win/3!"

Here's another Dan Green gem for you:

Dan: TJ, where are you going to college?

Me: The University of Hartford.

Dan: Oh, Hartford's in Maine, right?

I once had a friend ask how much the fifty cent cones cost at maccas

Originally posted by geeogree

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After doing some review that I can't post here.... XF decided to review me and this is what I got. I was pretty entertained.

"[21:30] xFighter: I will review geogree
[21:30] Geeogree: sweet!
[21:31] xFighter: geogree is the worst

he has the muscles and the girls and the girls could beat me up so he sucks also hes smartre and hes mean so i told my mom to ban him but she laughed and then went aaaaaaaaa

i give him a win/3!"

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windows 7 is the greatest game of all time, but my internet wont work because it has no router in it. but after i deletd syste32 it still wouldnt work. I give it a 6/~

oh man... those were good

and the one about Jesus being the only man able to respawn made me laugh pretty good too.

Just so everyone knows... Me = Geeogree



"Me: I'm banning you now vizwiz(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Me: for talking about grenades in front of a girl(12:18am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: ..........(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Me: that's just sick(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Me: I'd say 7 days should be enough(12:18am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: Those grenades were gone long ago(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Annette: LOL(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Me: yeah.... but I've been dwelling on that for a while(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: 7 days only?!?(12:18am 23rd Apr)
Me: and it was totally wrong(12:19am 23rd Apr)
Me: Zam: longest I can hand out that isn't permanent(12:19am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: Just go with the perma ban then :p(12:19am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: Well sir I am very sorry that you don't like me with grenades(12:19am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: But I never used them(12:19am 23rd Apr)
Me: so what?(12:19am 23rd Apr)
Me: you talked about them in front of a girl(12:19am 23rd Apr)
Me: do you have any idea how gross that is?(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: I can't believe annette is still in here after that(12:20am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: No(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: Well, I'm gonna talk to David about ip banning you from Vizzed(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: I don't want you coming back under a new username(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: She'll probably be scarred for life now :/(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: I can't let this sort of stuff slide(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: I tried to be cool about it(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: but I can't(12:20am 23rd Apr)
Me: she's been messaging me privately about how offended she is(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Me: she is thinking about quitting the board because of what you said(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: I think Annette could actually sue you for it too...(12:21am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: Well I've talked about grenades in front of Annette for a while(12:21am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: And she has had no problems(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Me: ....(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Me: so it was even before I got here?(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: All the counseling and suffering she's going to have to go because of you...(12:21am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: Yes(12:21am 23rd Apr)
Me: well, she's complained about you a LOT to me since I joined the chat(12:22am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: back last Saturday(12:22am 23rd Apr)
Me: so, it's 2 different days(12:22am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: REALLY(12:22am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: ?(12:22am 23rd Apr)
Me: that's even worse(12:22am 23rd Apr)
Me: yeah, you'll be gone the moment I can talk to David(12:22am 23rd Apr)
BTowns: she's said stuff to me too(12:22am 23rd Apr)
Me: I'm gonna ban you now so you can't post and then when he shows up you'll be ip banned forever(12:22am 23rd Apr)
BTowns: the grenades were pretty nasty(12:23am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: ..............(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: I smell a lawsuit(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Me: there(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Me: banned(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Me: you're done!(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Me: it shouldn't take David more than a day to get around to taking care of you for good(12:23am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: ............(12:23am 23rd Apr)
Me: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grenades(12:24am 23rd Apr)
Me: READ THAT!!%@#%!@#%@!%(12:24am 23rd Apr)
Me: the first one(12:24am 23rd Apr)
Me: then you're understand why it's so offensive(12:24am 23rd Apr)
Zamiel: lmao(12:25am 23rd Apr)
Me: yeah... keep talking about grenades around Annette.... real smooth(12:25am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: I'm sorry. I never knew that it could mean that(12:26am 23rd Apr)
vizwiz123: I'm an idiot(12:26am 23rd Apr)"

Dang you, Geeogree.
But you must know, I know what grenade could mean.
I already knew that you were kidding.
I was just playing along just to create an interesting conversation.
Otherwisse it would have never happened.

liar.

I don't believe you for a second.

Originally posted by vizwiz123

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Dang you, Geeogree.
But you must know, I know what grenade could mean.
I already knew that you were kidding.
I was just playing along just to create an interesting conversation.
Otherwisse it would have never happened.

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Now your lying too? tsk tsk

Well I'm not lying. I can't make you believe me, so believe
what you want to believe, I knew all along.

4/15/2010
September says:
What are you doing while vizzed is down?
David says:
Making a video
joshua roberts The Hedgehog says:
playing n64 games
Geeogree says:
donkey porn
joshua roberts The Hedgehog says:
lol
David says:
Mr Hands, Geo?
Geeogree says:
"hee haawww" "oh.... HARDER!" "heeee hawwww"
hot stuff!

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September says:
Geeo = elephant543 ?
lol
joshua roberts The Hedgehog says:
lolz

Geeogree has left the conversation.

September says:
Yay!
joshua roberts The Hedgehog says:
he got too angry
September says:
He has been embarrassed

LOL Septembern, that'll be good blackmail someday.

"Dude, lets poke it!"
"Woah, you jump first"
When I'm on the phone or my grandfather picks me up they say "Don't smoke it all!" "Don't tell him about the booze" " Run bi! The old ****er will catch us!"
"What's wrong with you" one say "Let's make his brain hurt!"

⑨Aioli⑨, 2010-05-01 18:21:19:
I'm a knight on a white steed

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:21:29:
I graciously save my princess from monsters

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:21:35:
And then grope her when I carry her
⑨Aioli⑨, 18:21:40:
mmm

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:21:52:
Sir Pervert of the hard table

U.N.Owen　つるぺたミクでーす, 18:24:33:
HAHA

U.N.Owen　つるぺたミクでーす, 18:24:37:
Scary

U.N.Owen　つるぺたミクでーす, 18:24:49:
I'll stay out of trouble then

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:24:54:
: <

U.N.Owen　つるぺたミクでーす, 18:24:58:
c:

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:25:01:
: <

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:25:05:
no matter

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:25:10:
we can skip right to the carrying

⑨Aioli⑨, 18:25:18:
*ba-dum-dum-pish*

Rasenganfan 2 says
You on Twitter and all that jazz?
Annette says
no
Rasenganfan 2 says
OK
I was going to suggest you try out Flock if you did
The "social" browser
I tried it out before... when I had nothing like that
Kinda useless if you already have that page open...
Annette says
i leave facebook open all the time
Rasenganfan 2 says
Same
I used to not, but...
I like multitasking
I'm like my own supercomputer
Minus the super and computer

Talking with Annette, whom I'm sure everybody knows.

PS : Bump!

well we were talking about how dogs lick stuff off of stuff. Then i said that he should get his dog to lick his crotch. And he said that he would pay his little brother to do it then he quickly said dog. He must of miss said but it was great

Stupid things my friends have said, Me and my friend Dylan (or SoulEvans42 on this site) were talking about terrorists and plane bombings and such, and then we just had an awkward silence...after about 30 seconds, he just randomly yelled out "Canadian Terrorists! ALALALALALALALA MAPLE SYRUP!" and although it really wasn't that funny, we had a laughing fit for a good 5-6 minutes.

alexanyways : What's sad about that is I know my dress size.(8:24pm)


so creepy but so funny at the same time. Good one alex

I could go on forever counting the stupid things friends or people I know have said. Some anorexic girl around the neighborhood that I see often and know. She's emaciated to the point where you can see her complete bone structure < No exaggeration. She asked me if she was fat!! << A stupid saying from someone I know. I didn't know how to respond to that positively..so i decided to not answer at all and offered her a meal.