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A kid's embarrassing story who was stupid enough to share it with the world.

 

11-18-12 07:58 PM
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There are a few things that just make this story unlikely. 1st, the leech on the scrotum part. Now, it is possible, so don't reply to this post telling me that it isn't impossible for leeches to do this yadayadayada. I'm just speaking in the likely behavior of leeches. Leeches have the ability to sense where they would get the most blood. They sense that part and attach there. When this kid was either nude or at LEAST completely pants-less, there are a LOT more efficient areas that the leech would prefer to latch than the scrotum. The blood vessels in there are so small, so very little flow is going through there. The leech would more likely go for the thigh or a fleshy area like the buttocks. It would sense more blood flow there and prefer to latch there. Now, again, it isn't impossible. Just unlikely.

But there are parts about the smelling part that just don't add up for me. 1st, pond/lake water typically has a really strong smell. It is really stagnant. This kid is trying to convince us that the mother can smell the slight smell of latex and lubricant from a condom through the powerful stagnant smell of the lake/pond? His mom must be part beagle or something.

Second, the kid was under water. Condoms are supposed to fit pretty tight. But they aren't so tight that none of that lake/pond water got in there. This kid was dripping wet with water, there is no way he could have still been 'aroused', yet his father could tell that his equipment looked 'greasy'? I seriously doubt that when it is soaking wet with the water that is undoubtedly dripped all over it after he removed the condom, his father could really tell the difference between greasy and just plain soaking wet. 

Now, there is the possibility that his parents probably figured he used a condom. So in a successful attempt to make him just fess up, they could have claimed they could tell by seeing and smelling it. If this story is true, it clearly convinced the kid. But again, there are just a lot of unlikely variables to make me think it really happened. But it is possible.

Now, if this kid really wanted to give a good ending to the story, this is what he should have said:
My mom sniffs my cock and says," yes he had a rubber on." I laughed at them and said "I know you two just trying to get me to fess up! I wasn't even wearing a rubber"!
There are a few things that just make this story unlikely. 1st, the leech on the scrotum part. Now, it is possible, so don't reply to this post telling me that it isn't impossible for leeches to do this yadayadayada. I'm just speaking in the likely behavior of leeches. Leeches have the ability to sense where they would get the most blood. They sense that part and attach there. When this kid was either nude or at LEAST completely pants-less, there are a LOT more efficient areas that the leech would prefer to latch than the scrotum. The blood vessels in there are so small, so very little flow is going through there. The leech would more likely go for the thigh or a fleshy area like the buttocks. It would sense more blood flow there and prefer to latch there. Now, again, it isn't impossible. Just unlikely.

But there are parts about the smelling part that just don't add up for me. 1st, pond/lake water typically has a really strong smell. It is really stagnant. This kid is trying to convince us that the mother can smell the slight smell of latex and lubricant from a condom through the powerful stagnant smell of the lake/pond? His mom must be part beagle or something.

Second, the kid was under water. Condoms are supposed to fit pretty tight. But they aren't so tight that none of that lake/pond water got in there. This kid was dripping wet with water, there is no way he could have still been 'aroused', yet his father could tell that his equipment looked 'greasy'? I seriously doubt that when it is soaking wet with the water that is undoubtedly dripped all over it after he removed the condom, his father could really tell the difference between greasy and just plain soaking wet. 

Now, there is the possibility that his parents probably figured he used a condom. So in a successful attempt to make him just fess up, they could have claimed they could tell by seeing and smelling it. If this story is true, it clearly convinced the kid. But again, there are just a lot of unlikely variables to make me think it really happened. But it is possible.

Now, if this kid really wanted to give a good ending to the story, this is what he should have said:
My mom sniffs my cock and says," yes he had a rubber on." I laughed at them and said "I know you two just trying to get me to fess up! I wasn't even wearing a rubber"!
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rcarter2 : "My mom sniffs my cock and says," yes he had a rubber on."

Seeing you say that, even though you're quoting, made me laugh out loud. No joke.

Yeah, I didn't consider any of that stuff. I always get butthurt when people think the terrible things stories people admit to on the internet is so stupid. Internet is pretty anonymous.

Unless you say "My name is Aron A. Aronson from Derpsville, DL, and my mom sniffed my cock" I really wouldn't be too concerned about any sort of someone finding out your identity and mocking you for it.

So between your realistic view of how it's unlikely, and my take on how it's not a big deal for him to say it despite whether it's real or not because it'd never get traced back to him personally, I think we got this topic pretty pegged, haha.
rcarter2 : "My mom sniffs my cock and says," yes he had a rubber on."

Seeing you say that, even though you're quoting, made me laugh out loud. No joke.

Yeah, I didn't consider any of that stuff. I always get butthurt when people think the terrible things stories people admit to on the internet is so stupid. Internet is pretty anonymous.

Unless you say "My name is Aron A. Aronson from Derpsville, DL, and my mom sniffed my cock" I really wouldn't be too concerned about any sort of someone finding out your identity and mocking you for it.

So between your realistic view of how it's unlikely, and my take on how it's not a big deal for him to say it despite whether it's real or not because it'd never get traced back to him personally, I think we got this topic pretty pegged, haha.
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11-18-12 09:09 PM
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KG : The part that made me laugh is that you were amused when I quoted a mildly vulgar line, but the second part of that sentence (that wasn't quoted) had no impact on you But in direct response, I had no idea that anyone would be shocked. 
KG : The part that made me laugh is that you were amused when I quoted a mildly vulgar line, but the second part of that sentence (that wasn't quoted) had no impact on you But in direct response, I had no idea that anyone would be shocked. 
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I don't know if it's real or not, but it is kinda amusing.

As for a 14 year old having sex? It doesn't bother me, the body and nature both decided to design us to breed at such an early age and age of consent is just a man made concept. The only reason it screws anyone up is because in our society, we make people do stuff other than breed and sex can get in the way of that....hence kids ruining lives. It's not morally wrong to have sex at any age, sex is sex and once the body decides it can breed there's nothing "wrong" about it....inconvenient and getting in the way of other things maybe...but as far as morals are concerned? I don't think so...adults can have kids and ruin everything too...not just teenagers.
I don't know if it's real or not, but it is kinda amusing.

As for a 14 year old having sex? It doesn't bother me, the body and nature both decided to design us to breed at such an early age and age of consent is just a man made concept. The only reason it screws anyone up is because in our society, we make people do stuff other than breed and sex can get in the way of that....hence kids ruining lives. It's not morally wrong to have sex at any age, sex is sex and once the body decides it can breed there's nothing "wrong" about it....inconvenient and getting in the way of other things maybe...but as far as morals are concerned? I don't think so...adults can have kids and ruin everything too...not just teenagers.
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While I think he is a little too young to be having sex, I still think it is a hilarious story.
While I think he is a little too young to be having sex, I still think it is a hilarious story.
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haaha oh my that was an intersting story. i do say she did break privacy for that is something a mum shouldnt do. aha sniff the crotch. 
haaha oh my that was an intersting story. i do say she did break privacy for that is something a mum shouldnt do. aha sniff the crotch. 
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Ok firstly I'm 14 and no one sees me naked other than myself, sex at 14 isn't very surprising where I live and condoms aren't rubber there latex, also how did he even get a leech ? Where they doing it in the water? If so then tha condom would have been useless since it gets ruined in water.
Ok firstly I'm 14 and no one sees me naked other than myself, sex at 14 isn't very surprising where I live and condoms aren't rubber there latex, also how did he even get a leech ? Where they doing it in the water? If so then tha condom would have been useless since it gets ruined in water.
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What is this, I don't even. I kind of feel like I just read an article from The Onion, but their stuff is more political. Just . . . strange.
What is this, I don't even. I kind of feel like I just read an article from The Onion, but their stuff is more political. Just . . . strange.
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BAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAAAAAAA HAAAHAHAHHHHHAHAH. AAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh man -wipes tears from his eyes-

That was good.

Alright so, basically, kind of a big deal?

No not really, if this was true, that kid was an idiot in way more ways than one, and if that girl is actually interested enough to let him stick his sea cucumber into her oyster, she herself, is also an idiot.

Besides, if  you wanna do it in the water, have a private pool or something, not a lake/river/creek, that's just dumb. If they snuck out just to have sex, why even bother going into the water in the first place? What, the ground not good enough for you? You forgot to bring a towel or something you guys can lie down on? Are you a dirt-o-phobic? Has it always been your fetish to do a girl in the water?

Stupid Internet stories like this are just good for a laugh, don't bother taking them seriously, true or not, it's some idiots mistake and them sharing with the world is most likely an attempt to get attention and replies so it's also totally possible that all of it was made up. It just seems too ridiculous.

Also, his mother being able to smell that after a creek and all the blood and the leech? Holy hell that's one strong sense of smell, or she's a dog, or a robot... D*** Sniffer 9000.

BAHAHAHAHAAAA! HAAAAAAA HAAAHAHAHHHHHAHAH. AAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!

Oh man -wipes tears from his eyes-

That was good.

Alright so, basically, kind of a big deal?

No not really, if this was true, that kid was an idiot in way more ways than one, and if that girl is actually interested enough to let him stick his sea cucumber into her oyster, she herself, is also an idiot.

Besides, if  you wanna do it in the water, have a private pool or something, not a lake/river/creek, that's just dumb. If they snuck out just to have sex, why even bother going into the water in the first place? What, the ground not good enough for you? You forgot to bring a towel or something you guys can lie down on? Are you a dirt-o-phobic? Has it always been your fetish to do a girl in the water?

Stupid Internet stories like this are just good for a laugh, don't bother taking them seriously, true or not, it's some idiots mistake and them sharing with the world is most likely an attempt to get attention and replies so it's also totally possible that all of it was made up. It just seems too ridiculous.

Also, his mother being able to smell that after a creek and all the blood and the leech? Holy hell that's one strong sense of smell, or she's a dog, or a robot... D*** Sniffer 9000.

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I only have one thing to say... LOL. You have a leech sucking you scrotum, instead of a girl. And then you tell your parents what happened.... I would hate to have this happen to me. Being interupted by a stupid leech. What is more funny is that this idiot shares his experience with youtube. NOT PROTECTED ENOUGH
I only have one thing to say... LOL. You have a leech sucking you scrotum, instead of a girl. And then you tell your parents what happened.... I would hate to have this happen to me. Being interupted by a stupid leech. What is more funny is that this idiot shares his experience with youtube. NOT PROTECTED ENOUGH
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That was disgusting.

But I myself think this story is fake, especially the leech/dick sniffing part. I also think having sex at the young age of 14 is wrong, it happens sure. But it shouldn't happen.

But uh, that's just my opinion I suppose.
That was disgusting.

But I myself think this story is fake, especially the leech/dick sniffing part. I also think having sex at the young age of 14 is wrong, it happens sure. But it shouldn't happen.

But uh, that's just my opinion I suppose.
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I dont see who would ever want to share such a disturbing story. 14 years old is not ok but as some of you have stated it does infact happen more often then it used to. As for his parents I think that was just an add-on for some more giggles but I highly doubt they would say the things they did. Attention seeking story I highly doubt really happend but funny nonetheless.
I dont see who would ever want to share such a disturbing story. 14 years old is not ok but as some of you have stated it does infact happen more often then it used to. As for his parents I think that was just an add-on for some more giggles but I highly doubt they would say the things they did. Attention seeking story I highly doubt really happend but funny nonetheless.
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  I think believe 14 is way too young to be having sex. You should only be doing that with your wife or husband. I don't think its against his privacy for his mom to be doing that because he shouldn't be having sex anyway.
  I think believe 14 is way too young to be having sex. You should only be doing that with your wife or husband. I don't think its against his privacy for his mom to be doing that because he shouldn't be having sex anyway.
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I agree with some of the others.. No way somebody would be dumb enough to post something so humiliating online... I do believe that 14 is to young... but things happen and its there choice..
I agree with some of the others.. No way somebody would be dumb enough to post something so humiliating online... I do believe that 14 is to young... but things happen and its there choice..
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