lorddeathknight :

Granted, but... wow, this is wrong haha. Anyways, granted! But you live a very very short life. (Wow, I feel bad for even saying that, but it's the only place I could go with that haha)

I wish for the ability to remember anything and everything!

Granted! And the first such memory that comes to your mind is your birth and how much your mother was screaming her lungs off, "GET HIM OUT OF MY BODY!!!"

I wish my cat were more easy-going rather that just being cute when she is hungry.

Granted, but your care is no longer cute

I wish that I had a cat.

   Granted, but your cat is lazy for the rest of his/her life and it can barely eat. (Sorry )
I wish I had a golden guitar, with my name plated on it.

Granted, but the strings don't work because they're made out of real gold!

I wish for 1 trillion dollars!

Granted! You will be given 1 trillion dollars in monopoly money!

I wish for a mansion to live in.

Granted, but it's so big, that you eventually get lost and never find your way out! 0_0

I wish that I could go to a Cincinnati Bengals game.

Granted, but the game is a total blowout and they end up losing to the Eagles 70-0. (What, this could happen in a dream, probably)

I wish that the Eagles would finally win a Super Bowl.

Granted, but because you didn't specify when, you have to wait 30 years.

I wish the Mets would win tomorrow.

Granted...but after their win, they never win another game again for a hundred years.

I wish that I could learn anything simply by wanting to learn it.

NovemberJoy : Granted!

For a second, you decide to learn how to not learn anything. You start employing this technique to get used to it.

I wish I saw that show that's ending right now.

Granted! Unfortunately, you miss out on the Chicago Cubs winning the World Series.

I wish for my allergies to stop at once and forever.

Granted, but that means they will stop just this once and then continue forever.


I wish I didn't have to go back to school and I could just sleep all the time.

zanderlex : Granted! You decide to celebrate your school-free life by taking a nap.
Two hundred years later, it turns out that the nap wasn't the right thing to do. The world has radically changed. People are living on the Moon, Mars and other places. Our Earth is, regrettably, a dry, stinking hell-hole wasteland, filled with the scum of humanity. Your hometown has been replaced with some place named "Degenerate Valley". Luckily, your house, bed, computer and everything else seems to be pretty intact. You walk outside, and notice a sign on your door.
DEGENRATE VALLEY OPEN-AIR-MUSEUM, EXHIBIT 34: House of the Ever-Sleeping Human
For years, this human being has been sleeping in this very house, in his warm bed. For some reason, he has shown no signs of aging, hunger and thirst. The Interstellar Travel Company has tried to take this specimen out of his bed and into Mars several times, but stopped by the GreenPeace. Who knows what will time bring for him?
Surprising, isn't it? You walk back inside, and open your computer. Someone installed Linux on it. What a jerk. You whip out a browser, and type "www.vizzed.com" to the address bar. Suddenly, the screen fills up with the text:
SITE NO LONGER AVALIABLE - BOUGHT BY THE VOLKSWAGEN COMPANY
Dangit.
I wish I didn't have to read some book to some sixth-graders tomorrow.

i wish i could be with my special someone

(you have to first corrupt the wish from the person above you).

Granted! you meet your special someone... but she is a black widow!!

I wish for people to come in throves to my new forum

Granted, but they just go, they don't post anything.

I wish for my own robot.

wish granted you get your robot but it wrecks your house





i wish to be happy for once

Granted, but for the rest of your life, you don't earn very much money.

I wish to own a Sega Dreamcast.

Granted. Unfortunately when it arrived, you discovered that it failed to work. Perhaps of old age? Pity. I wish for the world to be rid of wars, violence, etc.