Granted, but I start referencing to Link: The Faces of Evil

I wish Ziggy was Gannon so I could throw a book at him to kill him :p

(just remember that you asked for this one...)

granted, I am now ganon. now, you could throw the book at me to kill me. you throw the book and it explodes immediately. I now beat you senseless and then rip off your limbs one-by-one but stop the bleeding so you live in pain for a while. then I leave you out in the sun on a rock for vultures to eat away at your still living body while you roast. It takes a decade for you to die. It was excruciatingly long and painful. It's a shame, because your dream girl called you several times asking you to marry her in a few years when your older. She instead marries your worst enemy and they have 5 children. All of this happened while you were dieing; now you're finally dead after going insane and losing all human mental traits. The moral of the story; don't mess

I wish my computer didn't suck

Granted but your hands fell off so it's a bit hard to do anything with it.

I wish I had 500 trusted points.

Granted, but you p-ed Dave off so he banned you.

I wish that I had a macbook pro, but it had an SSD instead of an HDD

Granted but you dropped it in a lake by accident.

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted, you test it by shapeshifting into a rock, it only works once.

I wish I had better teachers at my school.

Granted, but your school runs out of money so they lay them off.

I wish I had 1mil cash.

Wired: Solid State Drives are water resistant. I still got a Macbook Pro. Ha!

Granted... but you get so obsessed with it.. that you lose all touch with reality.. >>


I wish i knew how to work a PC

Granted, but then it breaks and you go back to whatever computer you were using before and forgot how to use it. Then you have to learn how to use it all over again.

I wish that I knew what computer would be the best for me


WildSai: Have you been using a Mac?

Yes but even if you found that computer it wouldnt come with a hard drive so you would have to load a live CD every time.

I wish I had more free time.

Granted, but you no longer know what to do with yourself so you commit suicide.

I wish DarkHyren had his internet back.

Granted, but DarkHyren uses his internet to download an illegal torrent file and thus, is thrown in jail, DarkHyren forever blames you for it

I wish more Viz was awarded for each post without causing any change in the value of Viz.

granted, but you also have to pay Viz to post

I wish I had more cowbell

granted, but then the world experiences cowbell shortage and then you have to pay through the nose to keep yours

I wish the world was part robot.

granted, but it short circuits and explodes, vaporizing the entire planet

I wish the media didn't overly hype H1N1

Granted, but then they'll start doing media coverage of Twilight again.

I wish that this can of Rockstar energy was bottomless... T_T

the mere mentioning of twilight made me die a little inside...

granted, but you fall in and drown while simultaneously burning from some of the chemicals in it.

I wish I could make any type of food appear right in front of me

Granted, you also lose your taste buds.

I wish I could control and give any sensation I) want to all of my senses at will.

granted, but you become EXTREMELY emo and make yourself only feel pain for the rest of your life

I wish I had a really nice awesome keyboard (the instrument, not like for a computer)

Granted, but you spill coffee on it and the keys get to sticky to work correctly.

I wish my PSP would rebuild itself.