Have you ever gotten a virus?

Nope. Wait, I think I have the cold virus

Oh yes, I think everyone has gotten a virus before.

Well, it depends on the type of virus, I guess. I have just recently recovered from a Stomach virus. I see now why it says not to microwave the Ellios Pizza

septembern : First reading the thread I thought you were referring to a computer virus.

Fortunately No I haven't gotten any virus...or serious enough to be detected. My cousin had a stomach virus though, she had to be hospitalized so I would imagine it's extremely painful.

I may have before I dont know. I also thought you was talking about a computer virus

i had croup a long time back and it was pretty bad. but after that i havent really gotten that many viruses or gotten sick recently, i think it has something to do with me being immune to getting sick, cause its kinda hard for me to get sick.

I had a stomach virus that left me with chills that shook the whole row of chairs. It was while I was in Honduras

Yes, Oh God I hate viruses. I haven't got one 7th grade, Thank God, my immune system has seemed pretty strong lately.

comp virus?

mbam helpd me 3 times

Multiple times on a yearly basis, it's called a Cold.

Also had flu, stomach flu, chicken pox (if you haven't had it by now, I pity you because adult chicken pox is WAY worse), and probably some others... not sure what is virus and what is bacterial off-hand. Strep throat is bacterial, right?

I've been hospitalized for a stomach virus that wouldn't let me eat. Every time I ingested anything, my body would force it back out. So I had to be admitted and given fluids because I was dehydrated and malnourished.

Only with the ocassional cold and what not. I say that I'm a lucky one, but Elara gives me second thoughts

I think pretty much every one's gotten a virus of some kind at some point. I've had the flu before, for example. Not fun.

Yeah, I've had a lot of viruses. My immune system is pretty strong, however some things do slip through every once in a while. I think everyone has had a virus at least once before.

I probably have, the flu, or mild bronchitis. I remember the flu was pretty bad, I was little. But I generally recover quickly.

I got the flu once. I believe the full name is Influenza Virus, therefore I have gotten a virus before.

Well besides a computer virus no. Thank God, beccause the thought of it sounds nasty. Hopefully i'll never catch one.

I've gotten colds and the flu before. I don't get sick very often but I still get viruses.

For some reason, I never get viruses... except for the flu, that is. I seem to get that every year in December. Other than that, though, I usually don't get too many viruses- unless you count the computer kind. Note to self- NEVER follow links from Uncyclopedia EVER again.

First of all, what type of virus? computer or sickness?
Sickness: yes i have gotten a virus. I was "diagnosed" with H1N1 last year.
Computer: Oh yes, I had downloaded a toolbar more than once that had a trojan, a really bad virus, or two.

I'm not sure but I've gotten a stomach bug once i've gotten a cold

I'm not exactly sure if i had a virus but i have had some nasty colds in my time that i would assume were a virus of somesort.

Yepperrr lol I think everyone has had one sometime in their life though!

I'm not sure if I ever had a virus before. Hmmm. The longest I ever stayed sick was 2 days straight and I was constantly in the restroom vomiting. If I had to guess. I had a stomach virus. *shrugs* I'm not really sure since I have a high immunity systems so I hardly get sick.

What really sucks about viruses is that if you get one, you have it forever. You just build up immunities to it to keep the physical parts to resurface. So you usually don't have to worry about the same stomach virus bothering you again even though it is still in your body. I happen to get one when I was a little kid that resurfaces once in a while. I was exposed to lip cold sores as a kid (just to clear up any pervert's mind, NOT STD herpes. I was in kindergarten when I first got it). Once in a while, I get painful blisters on my lip that take about a week or so to go away if I don't catch it on time. These have a nickname 'stress blisters', and that couldn't be more true. The only time these resurface on me now is when I go through a time (even if it's just a day or two) where I am feeling a high amount of stress. If something really bad happens or it is approaching finals week, one thing I try to keep in mind is to be conscious of my lip so I can nip it before it develops. I think what sucks most about these is that because they are contagious, people who know what they are don't even want to touch something that I touch because they think I might not take the precautions to keep others from getting it. Luckily, I usually don't get them more than twice a year. Sometimes once or not at all.

I had a strange virus once 2 years ago... I woke up then puked, then puked again, i puked until i fell asleep..or i think passed out, then i puked on the car about 9 times on the way to the hospital then...yah i think you get the point, i puked about my whole body weight in 1 day.. lost about 10 pounds, i have no idea what the virus was, but at least its gone

i think the worst one I've gotten is a stomach bug virus

I don't think i have ever gotten a virus Before but i might have when i was little.

Yep, the cold virus. 

I'm not sure, but I think meningitis counts as a virus and a infection both. Not sure. I got it as a baby.

I have had a severe case of a stomach flu before that more or less left me hospitalized for a week. I didn't even sleep for four days and barely could ingest anything in my stomach without it exiting out of my mouth onto the floor nearly an hour later -- at most. I tell you that was NOT fun.

No

Yes, I've had the cold virus before. Not fun. 

I also have had the stomach flu before. =s 

I hate them both. 

Well, I'm sure most of us have gotten the flu virus before, which is never a fun time.

When I was little I also had strep throat. Of course, being little, I just thought it was fun to miss school, not knowing how serious a 104 fever was. x3

i had the swine flu for awhile worst sickness ever

No not really as far as I know..could be something mild..though..

Yep. Most notably other than colds, was back in the 7th grade when I was 12. I got a stomach virus from who-knows-what and I couldn't stop vomiting. I vomited everything up that my dad tried to give me, including pills, and even stuff like water. In the end, my dad had to take me to the doctors and they gave me a shot in my bottom, and I recovered in record time.

As much as I hate talking about it I've had the virus a good few times, especially since I was little I hated having the virus so much I couldn't eat or sleep really well. Whenever I tried to do something I would vomit occasionally and sit somewhere for a long period of time