In this topic, you make parodies.

Here's mine of Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake. It's now Pokin' That

Pokin' That

I’m bringing poking back
Them other users don’t know how to act
I think you're special, why ain't ya pokin' me on Facebook, yet?
So find my post, and poke better than Lil' Wayne raps

Take 'em to the bridge

Dirty sites
You see the shackles
Maybe you can use a shave
I’ll Chris Brown you, site, if you misbehave
It’s just that I was drunk, and I went to court today

Take 'em to the chorus

Come here web
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Come back and be all whack
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Viz
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Runescape beer's on me
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Let me see what's on yo mind, do it
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Look at those hits
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
You better poke yoll grandma
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
Go ahead freakin' user
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit
And get your Pokemon
Go ahead, be pokin' me like I got no wit

Get your Pokemon
Go ahead, be pokin' me like got no wit

Get your sexy on
Take 'em to the bridge

Who cares about the bridge
Just keep pokin' me like I got no wit

Screw that chorus
Keep pokin' me like I got no wit

I’m bringing pokin' back
You're mother saw my flame post back
If that’s your poke you better watch your wall
Cause she’ll burn it up for me and that’s a fact

Take 'em to the chorus

What chorus?
I thought we were pokin'
Now go and poke yoll grandma

To the tune of Elton John's 'Rocket Man' - for those of us who have ever worked in Information Technology, I bring you: IT Man.

There's system maintenance tonight
Won't be home till 9 AM
And I'm gonna be de-ee-ee-ad on my feet by then
I miss the sun so much, I have no life
It's lonely here at night
Then I get that ca-aa-aa-all on the phone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long call
This user's drivin' me right up the wall
I'm not the man-u-al they think I am
Oh no, no, no
I'm an IT man
IT man, sleepin in the server room alone

This ain't no kind of place to take a nap
In fact it's cold as hell
And there ain't no place to lay down
If you did
And all these users, I can't understand
It's just my job eight days a week
An IT Ma-aa-aa-an, IT man....

And I think it's gonna be a long, long call
This user's drivin' me right up the wall
I'm not the man-u-al they think I am
Oh no, no, no
I'm an IT man
IT man, sleepin in the server room alone
IT man, sleepin in the server room alone
And I think it's gonna be a long, long call...

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE AIOLI
I GOT BEER GLASSES, I'M ON THE FLOOR, I'M GONNA PLAY SIM CITY
BEFORE I LEAVE, BRUSH MY TEETH, WITH SOME CLASSY KONJAK
CAUSE WHEN I LOAD UP MY SPRITE I AIN'T COMIN' BACK

I'M TALKIN' KOMACHI IN MY POSTS POSTS
ALL THAT STUPID STUFF FROM TOUHOUS HOUS
I'M A FAN OF GENSOKYOS KYOS...

DROP TOPPIN' BEING AN ASS ON B...B's
PLAYING SHAEDO'S STUPID RPs
TRYING TO GET A LITTLE BIT... Fox...yy.....

JEANNE DROP, MAKE IT ROCK
SK BLOW MY BOOBIES UP
TONIGHT I'MMA FIGHT
TIL WE SEE MY CREDS RAISE A'IGHT
ASS DROP, ON A CROCK
MY ZANKETSU NEVER STOPS NO

OH WOAH OH OH (HOO) OH WOAH OH OH

Shaedo K : I would have sex if you if you we're a girl.

Maybe if you we're a guy too.

That good.

Dragon master : YES. That is amazing.

Mine is a parody of Abracadavers by The Classic Crime:

It's like I never had time to play my DS.
My body's stuck between fat and obesity.
I'm sexy and set upon display.
And their guts are wide and they are looking my way

Which is kind of wierd, if you think about it.
Because stomaches don't have eyes even when their penis is erected.
Holy crap this is in-appropriate!
This isn't allowed on Vizzed is it?

It seems we've got to pee.
But it's such a shame, that we have to be so gay.

We're all the same,
made of fat and video games and porno magazines!
We're all to blame,
for spending way too much time on potato chips!!!

I have been gaining weight.
A veil's been pulled over my eyes.
Now every time I try to eat healthy I just have to cry.

I mean it's hard to be lean
and it's hard to go without suffering
This is the end of the song so go away.